
          Thanks for downloading TOTAL
                              MIDGET
                               BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!
             WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  Notice this is a special version that now
gives you access to the online scoreboard thing, so you
 can compete to get the highest score with others!
Thanks goes to Xsheep for making this addition and being
my exe builder too. I'm not sure, butif  he has a website,
go to it. NoW.

       Yeah. Ho yeah.

 So this is by far the greatest game ever as you may know
 It's only flaw is invisible making the overall game ultra-sexy.
 Please do not show the attached image to minors. Serious a duck.

 So yess, I suppose I should start to make this sound like a readme
then, right? Good. What are these >s for. I want them so baad.

 Okay so to play TOTAL
               MIDGET
                BEAT
            DOOOOOOOWWWWWWN!!!!
   you must have mad skills in awesumness. For it IS teh awesum.
 To control Beaf the Midget Murderer, use the arrow keys to walk.
 Pay attention, you need to hold shift to strife or so I'm told.
 Strifing makes it so you can walk and still shoot in a set direction.
 I can not remember if that word is supposed to have two or one 'r's. Dang.
   There is no swearing in this game. OR blood. It is for the children.

 Soooooooooooo. uuuuuuuummm.
 Oh and you press some other button to shoot.
  Get power ups! There are threeee. ONe) Health. Restores health.
                                     TW0( Blinkee thing. It makes you blink. Maybe protects you too. Oh wow look how far this can go!! OMG! OGM!!!!! OMGZDE!!!!!
 So then. Oh whoops....              Thr33) Shootee. It makes you shoot TWICE as much! It's handy. And frosty. Yes.


Okay ythat's it. I already gave credites in the start of the game so no mor
for yooooooou my friend. GOsh. But other credits:
        I stole the explosion and fire animation from some clipart sites.
        The site with the explosion said to give credit for using it. But
        I cant remember where it is so FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
         Also I took that freaky goth animation thig video from some sig animation
        someone gave me. With all likely hood it was from Somethingisdangaweful.com

Now what?
Oh also, the voices in this game are from my friend Pierre. He speaks word noise.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARTRRRRRRRRRRRRRHG
I hit myself a lot you know X(
I serious. I hate it all.
DIRRRRRRRRRRRR!@@#$$!@%!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2222222222222222222222222

tyhneng                